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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
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…tests are a gift. And great tests are a great gift. To fail the...
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #17460
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…They are...
Quote #20789
Austin Powers Do I make you horny Randy Do I make you horny, baby,...
Quote #32255
Listen to your heart, because in the end it is your heart that matters.
Quote #20069
Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Quote #9417
He that is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #8532
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.