Quote #7890
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Quote #26798
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #33669
In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.
Quote #30423
Tomorrow I’ll think of some way . . . after all, tomorrow is another...
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #7902
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Quote #15
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
Quote #21903
The joy that isn’t shared dies young.
Quote #29814
So. The time has come for me to get my kite flying, stretch out...