Quote #10048
Limited expectations yield only limited results.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #11307
Any artist should be grateful for a naive grace which puts him beyond the...
Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #25139
Everything that exists is in a manner the seed of that which will be.
Quote #17144
Some disguised deceits counterfeit truth so perfectly that not to be taken in by...
Quote #27568
I don’t want to live. I want to love first, and live incidentally.
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It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a...
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.