Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #25842
At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering...
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #33973
To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched state.
Quote #12474
Shall ignorance of good and ill Dare to direct the eternal will? Seek virtue,...
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #18311
Bruce Wayne Y’see, my life is really com-PLEX.
Quote #23778
I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #26763
Know that the pain will pass, and, when it passes, you will be stronger,...
Quote #2110
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of...