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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I,...
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When you build bridges you can keep crossing them.
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States should have the right to enact… laws…particularly to end the inhumane practice of...
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Riches cover a multitude of woes.