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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
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When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
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To be deceived by our enemies or betrayed by our friends in insupportable; yet...
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #31880
Nature is neutral. Man has wrested from nature the power to make the world...
Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn...
Quote #29406
A year from now you may wish you had started today.
Quote #10883
I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...