Quote #18211
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
Quote #14564
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #1918
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #12268
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil...
Quote #34097
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren.
Quote #9544
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
Quote #30398
I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the...
Quote #5430
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...