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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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We do not regret the loss of our friends by reasons of their merit,...
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Good place to put things–cellars.
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There’s nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility is being...
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I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.
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Fear God, and your enemies will fear you.
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
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If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right...