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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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How do we know when irrational exuberance has unduly escalated asset values
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Use power to help people. For we are given power not to advance our...
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Men are not made religious by performing certain actions which are externally good, but...
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The treacherous are ever distrustful.
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Failure I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
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I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but...
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We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...
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I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among men the greatest asset I possess....
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...