Quote #23757
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Quote #8839
If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would...
Quote #31599
If an eye never falls asleep, All dreams will by themselves cease If the...
Quote #27475
My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a...
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #31310
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #2326
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #16650
Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.