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Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
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No mind is much employed upon the present recollection and anticipation fill up almost...
Quote #5688
So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #10622
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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The whole history of the progress of human liberty shows that all concessions yet...
Quote #34812
It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.