Quote #28820
Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have...
Quote #15219
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
Quote #23446
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
Quote #4740
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #7825
The sum of all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and...
Quote #13392
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Quote #19434
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
Quote #26710
Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.