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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom...
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We know too much, and are convinced of too little. Our literature is a...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings...
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You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that,...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Whoever cares to learn will always find a teacher.