Quote #8250
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #6847
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I...
Quote #2685
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
Quote #422
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be...
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #28204
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #15164
To live we must conquer incessantly, we must have the courage to be happy.
Quote #3187
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about...
Quote #4082
To be proud of virtue is to poison oneself with the antidote.
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...