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I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
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All television is children’s television.
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When I’m loved I’m the universe, If I’m not I’m merely a dying star.
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Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a...
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I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
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All fingers are not alike, If you cut bigger ones to make all equal...
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.