Quote #20932
There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things.
Quote #14081
I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and...
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #541
The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #24787
Good writers define reality bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact...
Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #10693
Live simply, so that all may simply live.
Quote #21551
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Quote #17313
How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong