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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed...
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Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as...
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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Only sick music makes money today.
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Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...
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The Human Spirit can never be paralyzed. If you are breathing, you can dream.
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We are just tenants on this world. We have just been given a new...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.