Quote #424
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #30851
When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
Quote #2057
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Quote #32902
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
Quote #31700
You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money,...
Quote #26484
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found...
Quote #25491
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #30025
Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...