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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as...
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
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He that fears your presence will hate you absence.
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Today a reader–tomorrow a leader.
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Any business arrangement that is not profitable to the other person will in the...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
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Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that...