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I know of only one true failure never having tried to grow as a...
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Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice yet if all men became...
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Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...