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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring...
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Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the...
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I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live...
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
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He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out...