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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
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One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the...
Quote #2916
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Quote #33086
What is good for the country is good for General Motors and vice versa.
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
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The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going...
Quote #32584
Above all, we must abolish hope in the heart of man. A calm despair,...