Quote #25915
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #3954
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #28295
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #5197
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Quote #3436
Why yes – a bulletproof vest.
Quote #12788
Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
Quote #11522
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing...
Quote #8846
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My...
Quote #32525
Let a man strive to purify his thoughts. What a man thinketh, that is...