Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #33850
What’s right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we...
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #30953
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Quote #6386
Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace.
Quote #14188
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
Quote #32421
Nothing can cause turmoil and the defeat of accomplishment as quickly as disorganization.
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #576
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.