Quote #33456
I take it as a man’s duty to restrain himself.
Quote #11677
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they?ve...
Quote #33711
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Quote #11901
Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #15425
Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must...
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #6967
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
Quote #12407
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...