Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #10423
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
Quote #5620
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.
Quote #24844
Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
Quote #31394
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #28017
There’s no such thing as security. There never has been.
Quote #14043
Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe...
Quote #28127
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #28632
Success gravitates toward those who are perceived to be successful. Regardless of how you...