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The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits...
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a...
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Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Evil is a fact not to be explained away, but to be accepted and...
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If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able...
Quote #1656
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
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You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...