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The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has...
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You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy. You must...
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They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
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Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
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There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
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Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man.
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I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and...
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It’s not enough that I should succeed — others should fail.