Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #6851
There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad...
Quote #12854
The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
Quote #23119
The world is not yet exhaused let me see something tomorrow which I never...
Quote #30642
When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
Quote #19280
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
Quote #17271
Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another.
Quote #28939
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...