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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
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Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use...
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It should be a very happy marriage — they are both so much in...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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If a man knows the law, find out, though he live in a pine...
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Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we...
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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Quote #14526
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.