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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
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‘Tisn’t life that matters ‘Tis the courage you bring to it.
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A man’s women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and...
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Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
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Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds...
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Our character…is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and...
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Energy is the essence of life. Every day you decide how you’re going to...
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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There are no speed limits on the road to success.