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What a price we pay for experience, when we must sell our youth to...
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
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Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of...
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Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!
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Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good...
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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the...
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow its magical.
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I think we agree, the past is over.