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The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
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Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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The rule is perfect in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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The family-that dear octopus from whese tentacles we never quite escape nor, in our...
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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If...
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I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps,...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...