Quote #8488
Poor Mexico – so far from God and so close to the United States.
Quote #17656
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
Quote #17343
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
Quote #3034
The Green Party is like a watermelon – green on the outside and red...
Quote #1052
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #18612
The true science and study of man is man.
Quote #2152
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #8903
For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more...