Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #25003
But each day brings its petty dust Our soon-chok’d souls to fill, And we...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #20124
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #27462
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t...
Quote #17637
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from...
Quote #22976
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
Quote #25895
Find out what your hero or heroine wants, and when he or she wakes...
Quote #8702
Hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism. It is not the conviction...