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Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
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Everything that God created is potentially holy, and our task as humans is to...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
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I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches...
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Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as...
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It’s designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything...
Quote #14332
As long as anyone believes that his ideal and purpose is outside him, that...