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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins commited in...
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
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The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
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He had so many irons in the fire that he was never able to...
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My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is...
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There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
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New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without anyother reason but because they...
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God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...