Quote #13204
No evil dooms us hopelessly, except the evil we love, and desire to continue...
Quote #19979
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #29885
You know, sometimes, when they say you’re ahead of your time, it’s just a...
Quote #16169
There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things...
Quote #32280
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #22661
Spread the table and contention will cease.
Quote #22875
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.