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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful, or were her eyes...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #16075
What you keep by you, you may change and mend but words, once spoken,...
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If power was an illusion, wasn’t weakness necessarily one also
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Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had...
Quote #16455
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
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The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the...
Quote #16265
Early civilizations complained about still earlier ones, much as we do about both