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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good...
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Each time we re-read a book we get more out of it because we...
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I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are...
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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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Say not, ‘I have found the truth,’ but rather, ‘I have found a truth.’
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The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...