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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines...
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He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to....
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There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
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The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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We always like those who admire us we do not always like those whom...
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It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
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Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.
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Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...