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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #8333
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #2642
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
Quote #11952
When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
Quote #19224
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
Quote #12953
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Quote #17537
Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth.
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Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
Quote #17492
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.