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Truth is shorter than fiction.
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Rather do what is nothing in the purpose than to be idle, that the...
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Religions change; beer and wine remain.
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Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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The only thing you take with you when you’re gone is what you leave...