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There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
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Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then...
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I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I...
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hy doesn’t the past decently bury itself, instead of sitting waiting to be admired...
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Endless money forms the sinews of war.
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Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...