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That is what marriage really means: helping one another to reach the full status...
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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It...
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Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity....
Quote #7696
Nay, tempt me not to love again: There was a time when love was...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5901
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...
Quote #23635
Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame...
Quote #5752
It is important that an aim never be defined in terms of activity or...