Quote #12806
He that promises most will perform least.
Quote #5382
Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Quote #928
Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food:...
Quote #22954
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #29644
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #8166
The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are...
Quote #28191
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...