Quote #28228
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #23366
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
Quote #1395
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my...
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #11251
A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #31051
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #33379
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
Quote #16697
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
Quote #7012
Our thoughts are free.
Quote #4897
The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.