Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #7071
Faults are soon copied.
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #22638
Sometimes I think we’re alone. Sometimes I think we’re not. In either case, the...
Quote #32860
God’s people have no assurances that the dark experiences of life will be held...
Quote #29409
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
Quote #7990
Once there was The People – Terror gave it birth; Once there was The...
Quote #32749
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #22657
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to...