Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #363
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
Quote #20976
He that is robb’d, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know ‘t,...
Quote #1418
Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions...
Quote #7044
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #7208
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much...
Quote #22800
Every reform, however necessary, will by weak minds be carried to an excess, that...
Quote #7805
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #4158
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.