Quote #17254
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of...
Quote #22254
Every revolutionary ends up either by becoming an oppressor or a heretic.
Quote #1292
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #4665
The friendship that can cease has never been real.
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To get to heaven we must take it with us.
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #6755
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Quote #21349
One of the great attractions of patriotism — it fulfills our worst wishes. In...